I am absolutely…positively NO hater! Really I’m not!

But I have a question. The first one is how the fuck do you cornrow a lacefront wig?

Make that two….and why?

Eh, make it three….is that a terry cloth hair band at the end of her hair?

I swear I haven’t seen one of those since I was 14. Mufuckas still rocking those?

I digress and go to sleep.

‘Nite

Pic Source: The YBF

So I’m watching Tyra Banks, right….

And it’s this guy on Youtube that makes $20k a MONTH doing Youtube videos!

What….

the….

FUCK?

I mean, can “I” get on that plan? Like….for real, for serious? I mean this jigga is making $200k+ a year just for pulling out his damn camera and talking?

This is some bullshit.

*looks to see if they offer this as a course at her college*

-edit: I came in as he was talking. I missed his name but he did some video that threw him into Youtube celebrity status and now has him getting paid $20k a month. It was called Bad Kitty or something?

FOUND IT. CLICK HERE

1. Where is your cell phone? floor…
2. Where is your significant other? Eh…
3. Your hair color? dark…
4. Your mother? silly…
5. Your father? sick…
6. Your favorite thing? sex…
7. Your dream last night? change…
8. Your dream/goal? happiness…
9. The room you’re in? den….
10. Your hobby? writing…
11. Your fear? none….
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy….
13. Where were you last night? bed….
14. What you’re not? quiet…
15. One of your wish-list items? MAC…
16. Where you grew up? Carolinas….
17. The last thing you did? typed…
18. What are you wearing? beater…
19. Your TV? Tyra….
20. Your pet? Ewww…..
21. Your computer? Myspace….
22. Your mood? determined…
23. Missing someone? CG….
24. Your car? PAID4…
25. Something you’re not wearing? panties…
26. Favorite store? Target….
27. Your summer? warm….
28. Love someone? fam….
29. Your favorite color? pink…
30. When is the last time you laughed? today…
31. Last time you cried? umm….
32. Are you a bitch? always…
33. Favorite Position? doggy….
34. Favorite Past Time? repetitive….
35. Are you a hater or a lover? lover….
37. Are you genuine or fake? genuine…
38. Any Vices? masturbation…
39. Pro Life or Wire Hanger? life…
40. McCAIN or OBAMA? seriously….
41. Pro Plastic or Natural? natural….
42. Dream Job? security….

Same time as it was last night and I’m up like whoa.

So I’m watching an episode of Moesha when the commercial below comes on tv.

You serious? So one day, a mufucka says (out loud) “Hey, I’m gonna take a robe, turn it backwards and call it a Snuggie,” and now this heathen is making dough?

Seriously?

Hmm…I think I just might take some socks, stick my hand in ‘em and call em “Hittens” (hand mittens).

Get the fuck outta here…..

…on MY Myspace friends list?

I swear, I was perusing a blog today and noticed a bulletin that I posted about a week or two ago.

I mean, this is not the first time that this happened. I didn’t get the bulletin from another blog yet…this SAME BLOG manages to post my bulletins, sometimes verbatim, on their website.

I mean, I do not give off the hotness like that. I post funny bulletins but you ain’t gotta swagger jack.

Shit.

Here I go, 100% ready to be a prude again.

But am I the only one bothered by this mufucka singing and acting a damn fool over some chicken mc-damn-nuggets?

I mean, real shit…the chicken nuggets ARE rather tasty, now that they’ve stopped making ‘em taste all super duper processed.

But why is it that black people must be reduced to singing, dancing and playing a sport to get the point of a commercial across?

I know I’m not the only one that remembers Tyrese ole chocolate ass singing and smiling all big about some damn Coke?

And I know that I’m not the ONLY one that remembers the commercial featuring Scottie Pippen and Charles Barkley, playing ball over a 25 cent damn bottle of Coke? (must be a real popular drink amongst the black folks)

I can’t be….

But why do we have this “pretty-ricky-is-what-they-call-me” lookin’ mufucka co-writing a new damn Usher CD over some chicken mc-damn-nuggets?

*tap dancing her ass to bed*

While perusing the land of black blogs, I came across an article at one of my “guilty pleasure” blogs that I figured I’d talk about here. For those of you who are too lazy to actually go and read the blog (it IS somewhat lengthy), I will give you the break down.

Basically the blog blasts Russell Simmon’s and the concept behind the Rush Card. A reader wrote into the owner of the blog, sighting that it was scam, that people should beware and stay far away from using the card.

While I definitely appreciate being made aware of anything out there that has the potential to screw me over, I have to call bullshit just a bit.

It seems as though it’s more common than not for people to cash their checks at a check cashing facility or local grocery store than it is for them to simply cash it (at the bank the check is drawn on) or deposit it into their own bank account. Why is that?

By my own admission, I HAVE cashed checks at a check cashing place but ONLY if that bank is not available where I’m located. I’m not sure how YOUR bank works but my bank will cash a check and even make a portion of the funds available UNTIL the check clears. If for any reason that check happens to bounce, YOU are held liable for it. To avoid all that, I cash the check at the bank that it’s drawn on and if the bank is not located where I am, I will take it to a check cashing facility to avoid the BS. Now, this is simply what I do…but I STILL have a bank account (savings as well).

Although I understand the reader’s frustration, I was even more shocked at some of the comments that basically cosigned the usage of these ‘prepaid’ accounts. Rather than supporting the notion that keeping your shit straight with the banks is a much better option than worrying about how Simmons is overcharging, many commenters seemed more content in complaining about someone ‘getting over.’ The fact of the matter is is if you kept your own accounts in good standing with the bank, you wouldn’t have to worry about what Simmons or anyone else is doing in terms of fees.

Most of these check cashing facilities and prepaid cards are marketed towards the urban communities. If you pay close attention to ads related to prepaid cards, you’ll notice that they’re filled with blacks and hispanics, looking as though they don’t have a care in the world b/c they, my friends, are riding the waves of an overpriced check card that charges them to spend their OWN money.

While I understand that we are in a recession right now and it truly has people in a bind, I think that most people could strongly benefit from getting their shit together, straightening out whatever issue they have with XYZ bank, and opening a bank account so that complaints like the one above won’t even matter.

Riding in the car right now (not driving) and listening to Usher’s album, Confessions.

When I tell you that this whole ALBUM was the bomb.com, I mean that damn thing!

*sings* I’ll be your groupie baby…cuz you are my superstar….

Loves it!

It seems like all of my girls are having trouble with their dudes these days, myself included.

Let me clarify…I don’t have a boyfriend per se. I DO…or did…however, have someone that I was kicking it with pretty hardcore.

Perusing other blogs and having basic phone conversations, I am finding that there are far too many men out there who are not keeping it real.

Brief run down here…dude that I was seeing is basically bullshitting. By bullshitting, I do not mean that he is not letting me have my way, that he’s not caking or any other excuse “boys” usually make when they aren’t stepping it up! What I mean is that they’re not living up to their civic duty as a damn human being to treat others as they wish to be treated.

For one, I don’t like being lied to, especially about minute shit.

Two, I don’t like someone not keeping it real (uh, that falls into the first point, I suppose).

And three, I just don’t deal well with a guy trying to give me the run around about bogus stuff (damn..that falls into the same category as the point above as well).

Bottom line (b/c I refuse to pay X amount of money a year to write nothing but whoa-is me blogs)…I don’t allow men to take up residency in my heart/head. We’re in a fucking recession and even if we weren’t, the rent is too damn high.

Ladies, stop taking up blog space talking about these no good ass dudes. They’re not sweating you, so don’t sweat them. They ain’t shit, we know that. Let’s breathe a collective ‘woo-sah’ and go get some shots of Patron!

Word.

I like meeting new people. I know that it sounds mad lame but I really do.

Even if nothing ever comes of it beyond a friendship, it’s always cool meeting another person that seems ‘cool.’

Nite